We must root out all the holey socks from the city of Dublin. No chest of drawers must be left unturned.
In these sparse times holey socks are valuable commodities forecast to experience steady economic growth in the next quarter. Invest in sock futures. Watch the value of your socks rise. The more they are darned, the more they are valued. That’s the power of bodkin economics.
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