Darning is just a front. The Sock Exchange is all about economics. Socks are our assets and we try and maximise their value.
The Sock Exchange is looking for an economic correspondent or financial advisor to pontificate on the rise and fall of sock futures, woolly derivatives and sock securities.
sock wears out – value plummets
sock gets darned – value soars
Any financial expert who can expand on this basic economic principal please contact info at jonnetmiddleton.com with a degree of urgency.
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