SOCKS FLYING INTO SOCK EXCHANGE! #afringe

THE MASS SOCK DROP HAS BEGUN!

People from all over the city of Dublin and far, far beyond are dropping off their holey socks in droves.

TAKE ALL YOUR HOLEY SOCKS TO #afringe BOX OFFICE AT FILMBASE AND COLLECT NEXT WEEK NICELY DARNED! (enc. S.A.E. TO GET THEM BACK)

DROP YOUR HOLEY SOCKS OFF TODAY!

Pop your socks in our SOCK BOX at the Fringe Box Office, Filmbase Foyer, Temple Bar, 10-6, where the Sock Exchange will open on Thursday.

Sock Exchange seeks economic analyst #afringe

Darning is just a front. The Sock Exchange is all about economics. Socks are our assets and we try and maximise their value.

The Sock Exchange is looking for an economic correspondent or financial advisor to pontificate on the rise and fall of sock futures, woolly derivatives and sock securities.

sock wears out – value plummets

sock gets darned – value soars

Any financial expert who can expand on this basic economic principal please contact info at jonnetmiddleton.com with a degree of urgency.

Help us shed light on bodkin economics today!

1000 DARNING NEEDLES FOR LIFE – FREE GIVEAWAY #afringe

DARNING NEEDLES FOR LIFE – GUARANTEED TO LAST LONGER THAN A BAG FOR LIFE.

Oooh! Lots of shiny new darning needles, FREE to our first 1000 darners. Starts 10am Thursday 22 at the Sock Exchange, Filmbase Foyer, Temple Bar, Dublin.

Once you’ve got yours you’ll be able to darn away merrily for life.

These are the finest needles from Redditch, renowned capital of needle making. http://www.jjneedles.com/

Don’t miss out! Come early to beat the rush!

WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT #afringe

Guinness World Records are busy evaluating our new record proposal ‘Most people darning simultaneously’.

I’ve heard of a world record for ‘Most people sewing simultaneously’ but can’t find any evidence to back this up. If GWR accept darning as a new record breaking category we’re going to set some major records!

THIS IS WHY EVERYONE WILL BE DARNING AT THE SOCK EXCHANGE #afringe

FREE DARNING NEEDLE FOR LIFE FOR THE FIRST 1000 DARNERS

TAKE YOUR SOCKS OFF WITH PRIDE, A VISIBLE DARN IS THE NEW MUST-HAVE

DARN AS MUCH OR AS LITTLE AS YOU LIKE, SO LONG AS YOU GO HOME HAPPY

HELP SET A NEW WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PEOPLE DARNING SIMULTANEOUSLY

EXPERIENCE THE BRAVE NEW WORLD FIRST HAND. THERE IS LIFE AFTER SHOPPING!

WELCOME TO THE AGE OF MENDING – YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST